Looks like his situational awareness is a bit...lax.

Schottenheimer’s cat: the unknown state of a football cat where not knowing if it was smuggled in or found at Arrowhead forces us to think about it as simultaneously both smuggled in AND found at Arrowhead.

That’s Hardy Harbaugh, formerly known as The Family Secret.

Jalopnik truthers are the fucking worst.

since it’s obvious the WR didn’t lower his head, the rest of your comment is on mute

Torres wasn’t offsides because when the ball was played, he was in his defensive half of the field.

A contender for greatest comment of all time... (h/t HitBullWinSteak)

This will almost certainly put him at odds with former teammate and notorious crip Wes Welker.

Not quite the same thing, but...each year my family has a pre-Christmas gathering that is absolute torture. Shitty food (the menu: overcooked buffalo wings absolutely doused in hot sauce; small cheap-ass meatballs; wilted, stinking greens; POTATO SALAD (nothing says Christmas like cold potato salad!); veggie tray w/…

Told Dad I was going to Grandma’s. Told Grandma I was going to Dad’s. Bing bang boom, eating spaghetti and meatballs for Thanksgiving and nary a fuck was given.

Dude, orphan holidays are the best! (Presuming you’re not an actual orphan without a family, of course. That probably sucks. But I’m talking the kind where you’ll be alone once). I’ve never experienced Christmas that way, but I did have an orphan Thanksgiving this year for the first time, and it was single-handidly…

I tried to apologize to him after the incident but he refused.

Swing and a miss...am I doing this right??

Wonderful Kinja.

This is unacceptable by Carolina. Trash-talk is fine, but once the baseball bats are introduced it becomes a blatant act of WAR.

That happened to me when I was in 6th grade. I just wore a long jacket a lot or would carry a book with me around school.

May she graduate magnum cum loudly.

wut?

WTF is going on?! :)

You’re right. You don’t know enough about Crawford.