In both the game today against Germany and the game last week against Holland, as #s 1 and 3 in the 2014 WC (respectively) they would be heavily favored to win. Combine that with home advantage for both teams, and there’s all reason to believe the US would waste their time by even going. Except not. Yes, it’s an…

Fuck it, let’s go with crane

in what way is this a bicycle kick?

Yeah, give it to the guys who paid the bribes and then got double-crossed!

We call ourselves the Yanks, its one of our nicknames

They’re all Turtle.

Always Men at Work truthers.

Alrighty, that is officially creepy.

There are some things you just can't fight. He's six foot four and full of muscle. It would be unnatural if Dellavedova’s handshake didn’t come from and land down under.

50th star. U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

Yet the point remains that Lazio is about as relevant on the club scene as the US is on the national team scene. But you still root on your team and enjoy good victories, yes? So why the hate on the U.S. National team?

They get WAY crazier about soccer than SEC country get about college football. Throwing bananas onto the field, nazi celebration salutes, destroying public and historical property in rival cities, hooligan fights, stampedes and so on, and that’s just in this decade! There have been incidents in the past where dozens…

Well there’s not much that can be done about it now, no sense in getting all Thierry-eyed about it.

gif party?

The wax figures can’t hold a candle to the real thing.

I’m not sure which NFL story has been dumber, this or the Patriots balls. I give the slight edge to this because there’s really no evidence to back it up.

Actually, the 2006 World Cup final went to extra time and then penalties.

True story: some guest’s +1 did this at my cousin’s wedding; it was basically a wedding dress if you married (hah) a little black dress and a wedding dress. Office printer paper white and more lace than the actual bride’s dress—justified, of course, by the fact that the +1 had been married 5 months ago and considered…

But don’t think he made his way to the pinnacle of notoriously corrupt FIFA without getting his own hands dirty (or, more accurately, without getting more than a few coins stuck to those muddied fingers).