The lumps are ice, cubed & otherwise.

This is a town that allows people to sell Skyline “chili.” They probably put ketchup on hot dogs, too.

Yeah, because it’s fucking hilarious.

If I want to ignore basic geography in order to further my patriotism, that’s my right as an American, sir.

I asked him today if he was a Beatles fan, and he replied that he heard they were good and intended to give them a listen in the future, adding that he really liked their song “Hotel California.”

Imagine one day you go to your kids little league game and the knicks are playing against them.

DELLAVEDOVA: Man, that shit hurt. Do you know what it’s like to get a WWF finishing move put on you?

+1

IT DOESN’T MATTER WHY YOU COME HERE!!!

did you just high five yourself?

To be fair, there’s a pretty good horror film playing on Syfy as we speak.

+1 for the story, -95 soaked t-shirts for thinking Wisconsin is ever humid.

I once ate an entire wedge of brie knowing damn well it was brie

Oh - I got this won.

When making egg salad once, I realized after I had already boiled the eggs that I was out of mayo. I elected to try using Caesar dressing instead.

This is an example of something that has nothing to do with the popularity of soccer in any country

Yes, we can seem civil by comparison. But remember there is pretty much 1 (okay, maybe 2) country playing ‘football’. There are about 200 countries with top division futbol. And some of them are very competitive into the second division; others have people’s financial future and well being at stake into maybe the…

What an idiot. He’s allowed to use his hands.

All of our shots are contested.