It really is the best state.

Okay, that’s a good point. I’ll probably watch that first.

The Princess Bride. Because it’s the grilled cheese and tomato soup of movies.

Okay, so since the current administration is undoubtedly actively trying to end the world because Armageddon = Profit (apparently, not what I would have thought but okay.) I am trying to decide which movie I should make my last before I’m vaporized.

I think it’s less being attractive and more the fact we all think she’s the victim of child abuse.

If she was chunky no one would give her the time of day. SHE IS FUCKING EVIL.

I was watching the news and they basically gave her a pass. She’s not being a force for good. She’s being a force for herself.

And as I have stated before, big fucking deal rich girl is attractive. Plastic surgery, never having to do any manual labor, and a glam squad will do wonders for practically every person.

This girl gets so many free passes and kudos simply because she is attractive. She’s an unethical businesswoman advising an unethical president. He’s using her as a shield while he pulls of his anti-woman antics.

“I don’t know what it means to be complicit”

I have nothing to add of substance, but my friend and I played “recast the government with Harry Potter characters” the other day, and here’s what we’ve got.

Ivanka can suck my left one. What is her fucking job, anyway?

Honestly, I’m not sure I could hate this man and his administration more. Women will die. Enjoy your next golf game, you morally decrepit fuck.

“I’m not complicit, you’re complicit!”

That’s only because she doesn’t know that word. <my eyes are rolling back so far in my head rn>

Also Ivanka said she is not complicit.  

Women will die.

Blackwater makes the CIA look like good guys.

Really getting old, the whole deflecting legitimate criticisms with ‘but Hillary...but Obama’.