Ghost in the Shell bombs!!!

This is going to be delicious.

“What’s the Russian expression for snitches get stitches,”

Here’s the big breaking news!

For poseurs. I’m going to be wearing a crown made of rye and G1 Claviceps purpurea.

One really sick part about this whole thing is that this is how A LOT of white people talk when no one else is around. The Trump era has made people think this is OK to not only say while at home, but on national television. People need to be publicly shamed for saying shit like this.

Words are insufficient to describe my seething hatred of Bill O’Reilly. Fuck this guy and his smug, irritating, racist, sexist bullshit.

Maxine Waters is a national treasure and hero. Her vote against the Iraq War Resolution in 2002 will confer upon her a legacy of being one of the few politicians of the era of courage and conscience.

Somebody needs to crush that old fuck.

Speaking of making Trump mad, early voting starts today in GA-6. If you’re in East Cobb and Sandy Springs, go vote for Jon Ossoff! I can’t because I’m a mile outside the district, but my high school is — and last week I registered several of my seniors. Also, this tweet delighted me today:

“I promised the American people I would produce results, and apply my ‘ahead of schedule, under budget’ mentality to the government.”

Season 2 is not till 2018 :((( (They are pulling GofT of on us.

I’m convinced that Merkel could snap his neck if required.

My face all the time now.

For fuck’s sake, I am getting WAY too much mileage out of this gif this year:

As CNN points out, Trump seems to have a fundamental misunderstanding of how NATO works

I saw this on People’s website (don’t judge me) and sure enough, after like the first 5 comments there was one lady saying “this is not a marriage, they can’t consummate it because marriage is between a man and a woman”.

And I have to sit there and hold my tongue while they tell me that unions are only interested in exploiting their members to maximize their profits. I’m not even making this up.

If you told me radiation was bad because it hurt “corporations,” I would feel slightly friendlier towards radiation.