janiemc
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janiemc

I’d say make his undying supporters pay for it. I’m in a red state, I didn’t vote for this fuckface nor do I support his batshit ideas.

Let me decode that for you, since I’ve been reading a lot of shit from Trump supporters since he started backpedaling on this. Here is a list of some things that people have claimed would be the same thing as getting “Mexico” to pay for it.

he’s going to impose sanctions and then call that repayment

Turning a blankable canvas towards the camera for the internet to edit is the new Republican eating a corndog at the state fair. Keep up the good work, Gospodin President.

You guys are really lucky the Canadian border is so fucking long and that we really don’t have the population to properly secure it.

Can you imagine how embarrassing it will be when Trump actually does meet with world leaders?

He will claim that they are “paying it back” via his supreme re-negotiation of NAFTA. That’s what will happen. Even if the difference never amounts to anything close to that dollar value in any of our lifetimes, that’s what he will say and the Trumpkins will eat it up.

It means, the American People will pay billions and billions for the wall. Trump is doing what he does best, sticking the bill to everyone else.

Yes.

Man, Trump really knows how to negotiate. The best. Ever. Ever.

I would love for someone to explain how a fucking wall is going to stop drug dealers. Someone want to give Trump a children’s biography of the Wright Brothers and explain that drug cartels TEND to be able to afford plane tickets and TEND not to send their inventory through rivers and no man’s land?

How’s that?

Literally what the fuck is wrong with Trump? Is he trying to start a war with Mexico? I have family in Mexico and I am scared what could happen. What if EPN decides to kick out all U.S citizens from Mexico and not allow U.S tourists to visit Mexico? So much shit can go wrong. Fuck Trump!

“You can’t cancel Mexico, you’re fired!”

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. I am now :(

Enrique Peña Nieto you’ll be back! Begging to pay.

I am confident Petulant Child President will respond in a dignified and mature manner to the cancellation.

“There will be a payment. It will be in a form, perhaps a complicated form”

Oh, Dear Leader won’t like that.