This is why you never trust anyone you went to high school with.

KellyAnne is a modern day Rasputin. If she can’t do it, I don’t see how anyone could. She’s evil but she’s good at her job.

The font that he specifically zoomed in on. It reminds me of my third grade class photo or something you see framed at the local bait & tackle shop...

This wins everything and has significantly lifted my spirits. Thank you. Here is something in return.

I also can’t quite get over the fact that it isn’t a very good photo. Like, it’s not bad, but if I’m going to pick out a photo to hang in the White House, it isn’t going to be that one.

If so, perhaps Abbas is the left-wing troll that will lead us all.

Shade and burn

I just have this saved in my phone now.

God, I so hope that the date mix-up was intentional.

“It was absolutely fantastic. Murder gives me a high unlike any other, it feels like this crisp unreality. Flashing & sparkling. Adrenaline & shock. Fight or flight mode. How do I even go about describing it. The whole thing was unreal.”

For some reason, when you work for high-profile anti-LGBTQ politicians (and Cheetolini’s personal opinions don’t count, he’s letting Pence run things), it’s difficult to find talented hair, make-up, and fashion advisors.

Just wait till you go grey & get perma-flyaway.... You’ll be soaking your hair in oil for hours going “why doesn’t it ever look like this goddamn conditioner is working??” Sad but inevitable!

#LesbianShitasses4Lyfe

I’m assuming Trump died of a heart attack halfway into his Nov 9th “concession” turned tirade.

This is a mirror universe episode of West Wing, Facist Wing. Additionally, she looks like she couldn’t be bothered to fully zip up her skin suit.

I heard that Richard Spencer is pissed that she wasn’t there to protect him too.

The new’s networks ratings are down and everything is boringly sane and normal?

This is a crazy time stream we’re in. I wonder what’s happening in the reality that has Hillary as POTUS.

The best part of this is that Baio now has to walk around with the knowledge that a petite blonde lady came to his rescue and everyone knows it. He seems like the kind of guy that would be really bothered by that.