That Lewandowski quote is chilling. They are still finding new ways to scare me.

This is it, guys. Our PEEOTUS is officially a Hikikomori.

His whole adult life has been a staged fucking event.

The portrait already exists.

Lewandowski called volunteer efforts by previous presidents “platitudes,” adding, “Donald Trump wants to bring jobs back so we don’t have soup kitchens.

prediction: he will go on a record-low number of international trips, instead inviting foreign dignitaries to do state visits here (and stay at his hotel).

Now, with three days remaining until he’s sworn in, he’s doing the same thing. Stop waiting to be reassured. It’s not happening.

Currently imagining Michael Scott in Times Square.

KFC and Trump Grill.

STFU Lewandowski. You putrid little creep.

“He has not been a person to do staged events for the sake of doing staged events.”

A few months ago I said he’s borderline agoraphobic. He only stays at Trump Tower or Mar-a-Lago, only flies in his own plane (and returns to Trump Tower in said plane after every out of town engagement). Now he’s proving it.

Anyway, we know where this is going: Someone is going to have to lure Donald Trump out of Trump Tower with a six-foot portrait of himself and force him to be president.

He’s tweeting, he’s occasionally visiting the two restaurants he likes, and he literally doesn’t get outside even to glimpse the sun:

Selena dated Bieber. Her type is guys who aren’t boyfriend material. Stars, they’re just like us.

The thing is, they don`t. Neither did I at that age, though. One of the unwritten rules of that age is giving your beauty and personality to scrubs who don`t appreciate it.

It’s really sad, because every first lady has not only been poised and educated, but has worked actively on their platform. I hate “just say no” with the fury of a thousand suns, but that campaign still came from a genuine if misguided heart. Hillary Clinton was probably the most influential first lady in modern…

She will show young girls how to whore themselves out to a rich dude, and how to apply makeup with a paint roller and trowel.... also, how to give Michelle Obama speeches.

It’s a comical tragedy. Less comedy than tragedy, though. Women and girls are about to be set back 150 years.