Well, but honestly, so what?

JD Salinger, is that you?? #holloywoostarsandcelebritieswhatdotheyknowdotheyknowthingsletsfindout I like it. I think the show would be halted early though, like the real experiment. Which would be perfect for creating the kind of shock/watershed moment we need in regards to incarceration.

Or Department of Transportation.

Well, you just explained the OB I had with my first kid.... JFC

On Monday I will be 53. I have an appointment for a goal-setting fitness regime with an incredibly hot and ripped instructor. I make that lady in the photo look like an Olympic diving champion. I’m going anyway. I fucking don’t care anymore. I want to get healthy. Please keep living your life like a diving champion.…

You know what’s gluten free? His human flesh.

I almost cried reading this.

You can tell he’s constantly pulling this bait-and-switch nonsense and then blaming her for not reading his inconsistent mind. He’s not good in bed. This much is obvious.

Aww thanks. I’ve made my piece with it. I can’t comment on every single story in the first 2 minutes it’s published so I’ll probably always be grey. But they shouldn’t be able to re-grey you unless you've been flagged, otherwise it's clear favoritism.

I love this movie so much. It is my go to when I am feeling down, and I also take liberty with the monologues in my own reactions.

I like to remind those wannabe Patriots that it’s difficult to wield their Chuck Norris Special Edition AR-15 when an airburst grenade from an XM25 shatters every tooth in their goddamn head.

Speaking as a Christian.

Most things will bite if they feel threatened. The key there is trust. Plus the GoPro would feel similar to the leash harness they use everyday. Some cats will tolerate much if they trust their human. Others will not.

She’s wanted to be president for years. I can’t understand why she even did this. She had to know people would use this during the campaign. I mean it’s not on the level of shooting people in the face, but why go looking for trouble.

I don’t know about you, but my favorite part of The Bible is when Jesus yelled “no bread for that poor gay democrat!” at the feeding of the multitude. Classic Jesus.

Fired is good.

I 100% don’t get the snark. Life can be lonely AF and not all of us like being glued to our Laptops commenting on Jezebel all day eating cheese and intermitenly checking out cats on Neko Atsume. Community living is great but hard to carry out in cities, as long as the price is reasonable this is a fab alternative

We need to import more bats.

If anyone is interested this is a great article on Rosemary, including a ton of pictures http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3…

Wait, though; is that the actual doll? Or a model dressed as one? Because that’s some seriously Uncanny Valley stuff going on.