All ready their.

Also occasionally confused with “pursuing.” As in, “the grisly bare was perusing me.”

That guy could go far in today’s political environment. Because “utterly immoral and probably illegal” and “do it because I said so” are definitely the same thing!

Huh. That stuff doesn’t even phase me. Since we graduated college its easy for all my writer friends and I to of tolerated stuff that illicits eye-twitches from editor’s. Because we’re just nonplussed by it, I guess.

Me too. This guy is an actual judge (instead of, say, one of the stars of Duck Dynasty). It doesn’t sound like he intends to approach the job with the only goal being to find the most vulnerable people in the country and systematically deprive them of any means they still might have of meeting their basic human…

Thank you, I was wondering why that wasn’t understood. Only a person who hasn’t been mercilessly bullied on a playground thinks it’s funny that a child runs away from someone chasing them.

Best to just change the date format to 10 Jan 2017 or whatever. Then everyone gets it.

So... by “raising,” you mean you’re having his brain replaced with a dog’s? Just get a dog, man. Those of us who want cats value the fact that if we die the cat can keep itself fed.

Ouch. Don’t give them any ideas.

My stepfather has been predicting that for eight years now. Martial law, the suspension of constitutional rights, and the cancellation/nullification of all elections. I would hate to have him ultimately disappointed. Damn it, Barry, step up!

I’m sure the remaining cockroaches and devil worms will sincerely thank them for allowing climate change to hustle off those pesky humans who were hogging all the food.

You can always just unfollow them. I did that and my Facebook feed is much more peaceful now.

They were thinking, “All my life I have been programmed to hate and fear strong women, and to squash any sign of dominance or power in myself just as my mother did (replacing it with passive-aggressiveness and simmering resentment), and I never went to therapy to deal with it; in fact at this moment I’m not even…

You remember the Take Back the Night movement? Take back the sex!

Yes, yes. Let’s start a Dip Party (political, that is)—the platform will just be dips. Health care policy = eat more dip. Foreign policy: import other countries’ dips. Economic policy: everyone will have a job making dips and all financial institutions will manage money but also serve dip. Education policy: teach the…

You’re out of the poop business and don’t want to hear about that so you clicked on an article called “How Are Your Poops”.....   why?

Silly, you don’t need birth control if half the kids you have are going to die of preventable diseases. That’s science.

You have doubts about that? I love your optimism and wish I could share it.

I’m gonna guess they only have two years, and that the house and/or the senate will flip in 2018. Because by then everyone will hate their guts as the economy and infrastructure crumble and all our tax dollars are being used to fund Trump’s latest gold-plated whims and egregious wars.

But people take food to potlucks all the time. Business, church, school, whatever, they prepare the food at home and put it on a table at room temperature for a few hours, and if anybody drops dead that’s their own problem. Seems like the difference here is selling the food, not just “sharing” the food.