I think Mrs. Waule? Here is the description from a website: Mrs. Waule - she is Mr. Featherstone’s sister, they do not get along. She is a greedy person who only goes to see her brother when he is dying because she believes that he is going to leave her all the money and the estate.

She has to take one for the team. Celia was good-natured like that. She married the rich guy and had a child, which was always Charlotte’s dream, right? Celia is a non-neurotic Charlotte, which just goes to show that England in the 19th century was actually more mentally healthy for young women than Manhattan in the…

No, Miss Noble was the tiny, poor old lady who stole sugar to give to the orphans, or to her pets, I can’t remember. Maybe both.

Celia, Dorothea’s sister, has to be Charlotte. She’s pretty and gets married, so that’s probably enough.

Um... you could shake it up and then spray soda on people?

And high heels, right? All Dorothea ever did was dress up in her 6-inch heels and then complain about how much they hurt! At least in Candace Bushnell’s novels the women don’t complain about their feet.

Sure, sure, but they don’t want to see it or touch it or have it working near them. Life, ew.

What is opinion soup? Does the flavor depend on what the chef thinks of you?

Now I feel like the coolest person ever because I was already never doing anything or going anywhere, and I didn’t even need to stub my toe to make that my way of life. It just, like, came to me.

This is what they were planning to do with Johnny Depp’s dogs. No, not that! MAKE THEM EAT IT.

How about a rich person for lunch? Suspect they taste better after eating all those fresh vegetables from Whole Foods instead of endless nights of Beefaroni. Or maybe not. Maybe there’s not enough fat. A rich person covered with Alfredo sauce!

If you can put some kind of pageant or sing-off at the end of the season for the surviving children—so maybe one of the ones who doesn’t get treatment DOES get a kiddie makeover or meets his/her favorite celebrity or something—I think you have a real winner of a show there.

...and the lion who kills and/or eats the most poor people wins what as a prize?

I don’t mean this is true of thin women, by the way. I know that plenty of thin women love to eat and do not have these attitudes. I mean that may be the weird reason white women are “supposed to be” thin.

Yes, the corollary to this is that when my Italian friend invites rich white people to her house for dinner they tend to be super-uncomfortable because there’s a ton of wonderful-smelling food and she keeps urging it on them. She says she is comfortable interacting with almost every culture except the WASPs, because…

This is my own personal theory, but I’ll give it a whirl (white Protestant woman here; from a poor background but the generations before had lots of dough). I think there is a rich WASP thing that says “we rule the world and we deserve to rule the world because we DO NOT GIVE IN TO OUR BASER DESIRES (because we have…

Yeah, I was really hoping they would pull him up just so one of them could knock him down again, but I guess that’s too much to hope for.

Takes care of the pets. Walks the dog, feeds the cat, scoops the litterbox, and then cuddles up with said pets.

I have been commenting since about six months after the Jezebel site started. I don’t think I’ve been horribly obnoxious or anything but I have never gotten out of the greys (except for that one period when there were no greys). I have no idea how to get out. And yes, it’s extremely frustrating.

What was she thinking? In Hollywood time, she’s old enough to be that guy’s mother!