When that woman broke off his nose, I was just so confused. WHY WOULD YOU VIOLATE HIS FACE LIKE THAT? Then immediately wondered what people would have done if the statue were naked. Especially that damn woman who took his nose.

Her liver must have aged about 10 years though. She might make a good competitive eater.

Somewhere on the internet there must be a place where you can order artificial testicles. Maybe if you got some and plopped them on the counter when you started negotiating? Or if not, maybe a handgun would work.

Yes, and the cat they show isn’t even smiling. It just looks like somebody turned the lights on and surprised it eating peanut butter off the counter.

Right? I have seen lots of cats that actually look like Natalie Dormer, but not the one in that photo. A 30-second Google search just yielded this one—I can hardly tell them apart!

“...gays would force Christians to like both bestiality and polygamy in addition to anal sex if they were allowed to rule the world.”

I stopped taking the pill years ago and just went for topical progesterone (not for birth control, obviously, just for hormonal regulation including acne). If that’s what you’re lacking, you might try some cream from a health-food store—maybe do some research since some of the creams really have progesterone and some…

As I posted above, you might look into this—it seems kinda like the next-generation diaphragm: http://www.femcap.com/about-the-femc…

I always wonder that too. Though I hear diaphragms are hard to get now. This one was a new one to me, and I haven’t tried it, but it looks good: http://www.femcap.com/about-the-femc…

My sense is that cheese was given over to the gays years ago, while cake retains a kind of middle-America heteronormativity....at least in the minds of those who want to throw bombs in the culture wars.

It would be a real head-scratcher for them when they realize they just spent $40 on a cake with a dumbshit hateful saying on it for no reason. I mean it's a waste not to pick it up, right? I can see some guy sitting alone at his kitchen table, grabbing pieces of his "political statement" sheet cake out of the box.…

I don't know. There's a whole Internet where you can be an asshole for free, so I don't know why you'd pay for a cake to do it. Also, what do you do with such a cake? Do people really have "I hate gay people" parties? If so, who blows out the candles? I never asked for anything more controversial than "have a great…

I was thinking the same thing. Why are we waging the asshole vs. decent people war with CAKE? When did bakeries become the new culture-war battlefields? I guess it's better than people lobbing grenades at each other in the streets, but it's also hella stupid and unfair to the bakery business.

They must have missed the gospel story (Mark 3:1-6) where Jesus heals a guy during a synagogue service and everybody’s mad at him because it’s the sabbath and he should be doing religious stuff instead of HELPING SICK PEOPLE. To quote, “Then Jesus asked them, ‘Which is lawful on the Sabbath: to do good or to do evil,…

Wow, that cat must’ve won some international cat contest for “the worst thing we’ve done to our owners this year” or something. Probably a very proud moment for her.

Disneyworld ER... it sounds like a really freaky ride. Do they try to make it fun or is it like any other ER?

You know about Distributing Dignity? http://www.distributingdignity.org/ They are a charity that provides pads and tampons (and bras) to women in need.

Where would you have the children go?

I was thinking the same thing. It would be like pitting sex against genitals or something. Netflix is binge-watching!

I don't believe the underlying moral issue is with couples living together. The truth is many people over the age of, I don't know, 25, who have left the parental nest a few years ago, probably don't need a toaster. Maybe a better toaster, but how many will really feel joy at a $30 toaster to replace the $10 one?