never learning to read because you were busy being a child star is hilarious

Jean Naté

Let me tell you something about Bakersfield. In the 1970s the cops sexually trafficked teenagers. Finally, one of them murdered a teenage girl and then committed suicide. In the 1980s, under pressure to clean up their act, they invented a child porn ring and imprisoned some innocent people for 20-30 years — until the…

Fuck I knew it. As soon as I saw the headline I knew it would be about my hometown.

I grew up in a desert that has thick, dense fog day and night through January and February. Everyone there knows how to deal with it but people still die every year. This is miraculous and lifesaving.

My frugal best friend eats slightly spoiled food all the time. This will end in cancer.

Bernie was the candidate of choice for all the over-privileged white male techies at Google. This shit is why.

The English raped my ancestors on their wedding night.

I couldn’t even finish reading this. It’s disgusting what people hold in their hearts.

I invited a black friend to a party. We were coming from opposite directions so we planned to meet there. I’m notoriously late. So she made sure I told the hosts that she’s black so when she inevitably got there before I did, they wouldn’t think she just came to the door to sell magazines. Apparently that’s happened…

No, but I do advocate for the FBI investigating anyone who sends public messages in support of terrorists.

My ex-spouse just loved writing to serial killers and sending naked photos.

Stating that the shooter killed himself because he saw the cop? That’s spinning this to suit your own agenda.

The page you link to has zero information about the rates of men killing women and vice versa. I searched the links — nothing that looked like it was about homicide or gender — and even clicked some. Still couldn’t find anything.

After reading his all caps exclamation point announcement, I too want to stab him.

No matter how hard all us she-devils try to ruin men’s careers it seems like the public always sees right through us.

Thank you. I checked my status (I voted last election) and I was no longer registered. So thank you, servicey internet stranger.

I confess that I’m not a fan of David Hogg. I feel guilty criticizing anyone working to change gun laws, but he strikes me as an overprivileged kid who was already capitalizing on his experiences (see the Redondo Beach video from his summer vacation) and who seized upon this nightmare to launch his “newscaster”…

Well, not totally new.

I worked at Google when they were filming there. I didn’t meet him, but a coworker had to ask him to leave the cafeteria because he didn’t have a badge. Wilson said, “I just want a bottle of water.” The coworker said, “I’m sure you can get that from your craft services.” Wilson acted all offended but he left. The…