I never thought I’d be the type of person to spend thousands on a sick pet. Then I got a dog. It changes you.

The thing that stopped me for a long time was not knowing what the savings account was for. Then my sister explained that you need two accounts: one for emergencies, and one for luxuries. I would add a third category called “goals.”

You’re doing it wrong. You have to add, “And so does that bloody tampon, mmmmm.”

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What does it all mean?

Please somebody tell me you’re using whole grains and maybe adding some zucchini or pumpkin in there, then topping it with fresh fruit and perhaps some plain yogurt. Otherwise I’ll be sad at the state of America.

For years I drank something like 5 glasses of iced tea a day. Then suddenly I switched to water. It feels completely different. Like satiated instead of strung out. I mean, I get that it doesn’t actually dehydrate you but no way does it hydrate you as much as water does.

Funding cuts for teaching science in public schools.

I just... you’re my soulmate.

What makes my heart sink is the guys who take the time to post a comment finding any way they can to deny that these posters are sexist. I just can’t understand that.

What do you think a design choice is?

National Geographic is and always will be racist and sexist as fuck.

Contact the Division of Criminal Justice

How does “Goodbye Jamaican Barbie” not translate into clear evidence of a hate crime? Brochu is the fucking Brock Turner of racism.

I hate guns.

The use of the term “leading ladies” is enough to tell you this is bullshit.

Those girls need after-school jobs to save for therapy.

I saw an interview he did around that time. It was scary as hell. Iirc, he was changing in his dressing room behind a screen while a woman interviewed him. He kept stopping and giving her these stony hostile stares. Or monosyllabic answers. It wouldn’t have occurred to me that he was a rapist, but I knew something was…

That was so 80s network TV. Complete with audience reaction tracks.

Mocking her intelligence, especially in front of a group of friends, is more than just “bad vibes.” It sounds like verbal abuse. Yes, please tell her.