Half of them didn’t. The other half of us did.

I think we can all agree that English isn’t one of those five languages.

Oh, God, that sucks. It’s sickening that this happened to you. I’m sorry, and I’m glad you’re still speaking up despite all the crap people put you through.

Not to mention that food stamps are not and never have been available to undocumented immigrants. That’s right: Illegal aliens cannot get food stamps.

the Foreigner behind me got approved no citizenship illegal immigrants

In the time you took to write this, you could’ve made a donation and called at least one government official — your governor, your senators, your representative.

Go back to wherever your parents came from.

A modern retelling:

One of my oldest friends is her agent! This makes me proud of him, too.

I find it confusing and sad that Markle’s father is doing this.

First, I hope he’s arrested for polluting the lake.

I’m distracted by the beauty of Kamiyah’s hair.

They’re too busy raping the women who work with them and subsequently covering it up.

“I don’t believe Stormy Daniels. ... The business you were in entitles you to no degree of giving your credibility any weight.”

NPH, here’s what you DO know: she’s hosting the backstage portion of the Tony Awards for CBS.

Nxivm. HOW DO YOU EVEN PRONOUNCE IT?

None of these men are attractive and I can’t figure out why. Some combination of pre-fab and bland.

I’m so sorry that happened to you.

Not only that, the benefits don’t pay for the amount of food you actually need — it’s about 2/3 of the bare minimum. And for every $100 you earn they deduct $30. So if you make $500 a month (a part-time minimum wage job, which is often the only thing available), you get $192 - $150 = $42 in benefits.

Except there are no bootstraps. People who have never needed WIC are people who received help along the way from family and friends, whether they realize it or not. They just don’t call that welfare.