The Jews went to jail without a fucking trial. Again: who the fuck is going to jail without a fucking trial here?

Who the fuck is going to jail without a fucking trial here? I know you think you’re all hot take and all that, but this is weak ass shit.

A lot of innocent people have already been ruined professionally. You just don’t care about them because they’re women.

I think acknowledging that inevitably there will be a fake allegation somewhere in all of this in advance is important to being able to keep it from derailing all of this painful but healthy and important sunlight.

If you can’t admit that there will be some false allegations, you are part of the problem.

You sound really boring.

YouTube used to have human moderators (maybe it still does, idk). They all filed lawsuits against Google for severe PTSD. The stories that came out are unrepeatable. No human should have to moderate the sicknesses of the entire world.

I’m always curious why parents feel the urge to post something like this.

A friend of mine works for Google and is the ultimate Google cult member. He told me about this kids’ YouTube channel just before it launched, and I brought up the obvious issues. He said, “No, those won’t be problems.” Then it launched and I thought, “Hmmm, I guess somehow it worked but I can’t figure out how they…

At almost every place I’ve worked — large companies or small — the boss is dating an employee. That fucks over every other employee at the company.

Bo did it better.

There are some who think the real target of O’Keefe’s sting ops are his conservative donors.

They have exactly the same noses.

How does this comment not have 900 stars?

Jesus Fucking Christ, just wait in line like an adult. Lying to people isn’t a “lifehack.” It’s just being sleazy.

I hate smoking. I hated it when the Bush twins drank underage, and I fucking hate this. I know people are all “everyone does this” but actually not everyone does. Plus, even if you never wanted to be in the spotlight, be a little responsible anyway. And show some respect for your parents’ hard work and achievements.

And she’s paying out-of-state fees. Midwesterners, God love ‘em.

The real mystery: why do midwesterners go to out-of-state public universities that are also in the midwest?

With satire you have to go all in.

You know you’re doing something wrong when. you make the Catholics look good by comparison.