You are perfect and you should feel perfect.

If Manson’s grandson doesn’t claim the body, Manson will end up in the same cemetary my grandparents are buried in.

My own version also sometimes has some added complexity via a cameo from a few frozen blackberries, leftover from summer picking.

I fervently love homemade cranberry sauce but I gotta admit you make excellent points. Irrefutable points.

Okay, so part 1? Socks, right? Or maybe those Kleenex with hand lotion in them? What works best?

That’s funny — she was probably moving to a new house and had a thousand things to do so maybe she *did* just roll out of bed.

1. What’s a fifi?

See, that’s my biggest question! What are the best ways to handle masturbation smells? I’m super ignorant about boy masturbation — I used to think they masturbated into the socks, but then a guy told me that the socks were just used for cleanup. Would baby wipes be too weird for that? Grace us with your wisdom!

Yes to the lid. No to the burying it deep in the closet. Keep it by the door and have him do his laundry weekly.

These answers are so wrong. Don’t buy a bunch of chemical scented products, just teach good hygiene. You won’t just be eliminating the odors; you’ll be improving all his future relationships.

The most feminist thing a woman can do is save and invest her money instead of spending it on stuff heavily marketed toward women.

I wish visitors to the US were told that it’s not a good idea to mock the locals and their culture. It seems to be a regular pasttime among the eliter workers work visa crowd.

He told a friend of mine that he was a sex tourist in the Phillipines when he was there shooting The Year of Living Dangerously. He paid for trafficked underage women.

If a private company tried to force an employee to go to therapy or force them to not tell their therapist about something, state and federal agencies would laugh them out of existence. How did congress manage to even dream up that illegal unethical shit?

—intentionally or not—

Force innocent people to go to therapy then force them to stop talking to their therapist. Basically brainwash them then forbid them from recovering.

Oh. My. God. Can you imagine the brain of a man who would do this to people? He would have to absolutely believe that no matter what, every person who wants a divorce is wrong. And is bad at spatial relationships.

Not sure about civil service but I think you can file an EEOC complaint. I didn’t know this until *after* I no longer worked at my old company or I would’ve done it in the first month I worked there. I found out in less than a year after we parted ways, so I met the deadline to file. And WOW does it feel great to have…

masquerading as something appealing describes normal sexual relations

I saw him once, careening around Berkeley on his cot. He describes that feeling in one of his poems. I flash back to that evening, that moment, that corner of Telegraph Avenue where I saw him.