Bo did it better.

There are some who think the real target of O’Keefe’s sting ops are his conservative donors.

They have exactly the same noses.

How does this comment not have 900 stars?

Jesus Fucking Christ, just wait in line like an adult. Lying to people isn’t a “lifehack.” It’s just being sleazy.

I hate smoking. I hated it when the Bush twins drank underage, and I fucking hate this. I know people are all “everyone does this” but actually not everyone does. Plus, even if you never wanted to be in the spotlight, be a little responsible anyway. And show some respect for your parents’ hard work and achievements.

And she’s paying out-of-state fees. Midwesterners, God love ‘em.

The real mystery: why do midwesterners go to out-of-state public universities that are also in the midwest?

With satire you have to go all in.

You know you’re doing something wrong when. you make the Catholics look good by comparison.

You are perfect and you should feel perfect.

If Manson’s grandson doesn’t claim the body, Manson will end up in the same cemetary my grandparents are buried in.

My own version also sometimes has some added complexity via a cameo from a few frozen blackberries, leftover from summer picking.

I fervently love homemade cranberry sauce but I gotta admit you make excellent points. Irrefutable points.

Okay, so part 1? Socks, right? Or maybe those Kleenex with hand lotion in them? What works best?

That’s funny — she was probably moving to a new house and had a thousand things to do so maybe she *did* just roll out of bed.

1. What’s a fifi?

See, that’s my biggest question! What are the best ways to handle masturbation smells? I’m super ignorant about boy masturbation — I used to think they masturbated into the socks, but then a guy told me that the socks were just used for cleanup. Would baby wipes be too weird for that? Grace us with your wisdom!

Yes to the lid. No to the burying it deep in the closet. Keep it by the door and have him do his laundry weekly.

These answers are so wrong. Don’t buy a bunch of chemical scented products, just teach good hygiene. You won’t just be eliminating the odors; you’ll be improving all his future relationships.