You want unity? Stand with us.

I do NOT understand where Sanders is coming from. And I suggest everyone go to this Facebook page and loudly ask him where that place is. Up his ass?

OH I AM FUCKING DONE WITH MEN

That was beautiful. Thank you!

It’s funny that you should say that because about 10 minutes into the first episode I told my dog, “I guess nowadays they’re just *starting* the show with the manic pixie dream girl already dead.” Reminds me of this:

I didn’t know that, but when I googled it I read that the president can extend that protection. (Bush did that for his daughters.) And since the article says “Secret Service agents detained a Brooklyn, N.Y., man last week,” it sounds like it was extended.

16 is laughably young to end Secret Service protection. The…

That was /s, right? I mean I laughed out loud and everything.

Pretty sure the Secret Service would be the ones to testify.

Right, even though Jodie Foster’s stalker shot President Reagan, Jim Brady, Tim McCarthy, and Thomas Delehanty. But isn’t it cute when women celebrities get stalked?

...police are reportedly deciding whether to file stalking or harassment charges against him.

If the room came with a live reproduction of Carlos her Newfoundland dog, I’d pay FIVE hundred dollars an hour!

Agressive drivers. People who yell in the car, get up to someone’s bumper before passing, speed, drive jerkily... those are the worst drivers.

Also refusing to signal. What kind of childhood trauma causes people to refuse to signal?

As long as all you do is give people room, that’s fine. But don’t be like the guy at the hiking trail who started yelling at me *while* I was parking about how I was obviously going to hit his car because mine was dinged. I have a beater car because I have a huge dog who’s going to mess it up anyway. I don’t give a…

19 UC Berkeley employees were found to have violated university sexual misconduct policy since 2011. Among them are John Searle, Graham Fleming, Geoff Marcy, and Sujit Choudry.

I read that she received 1.7 million.

Someone’s going to find that office he gets to keep until May 2018 and bomb it.

Email the Board of Regents. They need to deal with about a million angry emails right now.

Email the Board of Regents. They need to deal with about a million angry emails right now.

A retrospective from happier times.

Barron never looks happy. I feel like his life must be miserable.