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Look, this whole “they became friends” thing is a testament to Switzer’s graciousness, no credit to Jock.

If women and non-whites were actually inferior to white men, you’d think the men would have no problem giving us all the same opportunities they have just so they can watch us fall on our asses.

She needs help. Maybe you can offer to help out once a week or so? Or, if she can afford it, encourage her to look into preschools or babysitters. Maybe she should see a doctor or a therapist? Anti depressants? Or maybe she just needs to vent to a friend who is a good listener.

Nope. Being taken aside and seriously told at age 30 that if abortion had been legal she would’ve gotten one? It’s not less hurtful.

I thought this was going to be a creepy article about how there’s a YouTube channel on the dark web.

I have to be a British Bake Off judge at my friend’s 8-year old daughter’s birthday party in a couple of weeks. I’ve never seen the show. What catchphrases should I know?

Terrible parenting. You raised kids who wouldn’t even go to the store for you to pick up a bucket of steam.

I mean, boarding school sounds like a petri dish for all sorts of dysfunction and abuse, but in my public high school there were at least two sexually abusive teachers that I knew of, plus a whole horrible child sex exploitation ring on the side. Then I went to a public college and there was a sexually abusive teacher…

Oh, God that explains a boyfriend I had in high school! He had gone to a horse boarding school in California and I’ve always wondered where it was. He’s from that area so it had to be Thacher. I thought that was such a weird requirement.

There’s a boarding school in Carpinteria? For some reason that strikes me as hilarious. It’s just such a small, nothing beach town...

WOAH. I thought it was going to be another internet prank but it’s REAL. Way to blow my mind!

Vertical video. Dad only embarrassed himself.

I was 30 before I found out liquid smoke is a real thing and you can put it in food. Still not sure you should, though.

I’m sure that in the future everyone will follow this advice and any laws or taxes regarding guns and ammo will be completely unnecessary. After all, it’s not like shit like this happens every day, day after day, along with random mass shootings or anything. We’re all responsible sane gun owners here.

The lesson here is that we need gun control laws so kids can’t get guns from a friend of a friend of a friend.

“Monitor their phones, just monitor your children. More now than anything.”

This deserves about 7 billion stars.

You have suffered horrendous losses as a result of us using the most powerful conventional bomb in this war. It has more explosive power than 20 Scud missiles. Beware! You will soon be bombed again. Kuwait will be free of aggression. Join your brothers in the south. We will treat you with love and respect. Leave…

I love her. I’ll always love her.