Not too long before this, teenager Skylar Neese was murdered by her two best friends. They had been planning it for weeks. They drove her to the woods and stabbed her to death and left her there. When they confessed, their reasoning pretty much amounted to "she was annoying and we got bored with her." When I first…

I think she meant that statement as something like: People want to pretend that those girls were just crazy outliers who are totally different from normal girls, but really a lot of us could be driven to such extremes under the right circumstances. You can't just dismiss it as pure 'evil' and stop there.

"I'm as confused as everyone else."

He just came out to have a good time and he's honestly feeling so attacked right now.

Just like a fucking man. Don't want to listen to the young girls speak. Would rather hear the opinions of a fictional man. FICTIONAL MALE OPINIONS ARE MORE VALID THAN REAL FEMALE OPINIONS. WHY AM I NOT EVEN SURPRISED!?!?!?!!?!?

but.... not guilty? what about involuntary manslaughter? It seems pretty obvious (from the little we know) that he didnt *intend* to kill her, but she's still dead.

So, in order for him to be responsible for her death, she would have to have been a saint? I'm not sure what one has to do with the other.

To paraphrase Preacher, "Son of God or son of man, nothing good will ever come out of fucking your cousin."

What I mean WHAT how do you even WHAT...

I think the moral here is that no good comes of sexting your cousin.

Bears are notorious snitches.

Or the bear assassin she hired and now must get rid of.

Ha! With that attitude, she/he was probably a great Kindergarten teacher!

I presume Blackbear is Ethan's beloved teddy bear.

I used to be a Kindergarten teacher and the first lesson I learned was that children, almost without exception, are all little sociopaths.

She forgot "Work on alibi." But she's young.

I like that she still wants to fit in "dye his carpet pink" between all that evil.

I wonder if it was an error or just...

With her spelling skills and sense of order, she will make a fine cult leader someday.