I swear if we put bow ties and necklaces on all the animals at our shelter the adoption rate would double...

Far be it from me to question the greater plan, or if there is one, but why do dogs have to get old so fast, and rip your heart out of your chest with their dying breath?

So... someone could potentially send a signal mimicking the Bluetooth analysis and have a woman's bra unlatch...

I give it one month before it's a plot of an ecchi manga/OVA.

Ah, Bieber's dad. The douche doesn't fall far from the tree with this one, I see.

Sadly, the news outlets are merely giving people what they "want", or what is perceived to increase ratings.

in which MSNBC host Andrea Mitchell interrupts Congresswoman Jane Harmon of California and her talk of the NSA's data collection practices with BREAKING NEWS from Bieber's bond hearing.

I'm fairly certain this is one of the first signs of the apocalypse. Brace yourselves, people. Shit's about the get *real*.

Japan making a AOT movie is so wrong, its part of the plot that Mikasa is the last Asian :/

This is my first internet marriage proposal! How exciting! (I had a pseudo-IRL marriage proposal which caused me to hyperventilate and ask him if he lost his fucking mind.) BoozyFloozy is a lady (hahahaha! I need a moment....) I've only ever dated guys, but if you'll take my car to get its oil changed, I'm open. …

You're still paying for it with your insurance premiums. The only thing that's changed is that you don't have to pay a copay because now it's considered preventative medicine, which by law must be covered by insurance. Preventative medicine also includes routine physical and gynecological exams, vaccines, etc. The…

They're whore pills. They turn perfectly chaste, respectable ladies into insatiable sluts.

Ooh, yay - adding to my collection of magic crotch images!

Uncle Sugar funds your boner pills, Fuckabee. Uncle Sugar also funds penis pumps and implants. Tell us, why don't you men accept impotence for what it so clearly is? God's Will For You.

because they cannot control their libido

If Uncle Sugar is just handing stuff out to us womendfolk, can we put in requests? Because BoozyFloozy doesn't need free birth control*- unless Uncle Sugar is going to start pulling condoms out of his pocket and handing them out like candy because BoozyFloozy and hormonal BC don't mix - but she could use student…

I'm going to have a few drinks, hopefully forget these comments, and then go have sex with a sex positive dude who supports my right to contraception. Protest sex could be hot.

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