Hope you're all ready, because it's

Oh no...here it comes.

"I'd totally play a football game where you can pull off ridiculous stunts like this."

LET THE PUPPY SLEEP FOR GOD'S SAKE.

STOP IT. TAKE A NAP WITH THE PUPPY, YOU JERK. My favorite thing on earth is when my dog naps with me. I call him my furry sleeping pill.

OMG JUST LET IT SLEEP!!!

for the love of all that is holy, LET THE PUPPY SLEEP!

What the hell kind of sociopath is this dude? I bet his name is Chet or Trey or some shit like that.

Why does he keep waking it up instead of cuddling with it when it can't resist? What kind of monster shot this video?

wait a minute. i have jeans and stuff lying around and i just checked but there are no kittens! i want a refund!!!11!!!!!

I doubt it. Unless you're spooning, it's doggy or cowgirl from about 5 months on....

that match needs to see a fucking doctor immediately

"Isn't she the one who's pregnant? He couldn't be on top for a few months?"

Even the sassy dog is laughing at them.

stawwwwwwp with the granny panties thing. this is white underwear.

Let us not forget November 17, 2004. The day we received the gift know as Metal Gear Solid 3.

This popped up on a NeoGaf thread about nice looking trees:

We need more stores like this in the US. I swear every retailer here has a "serious business" attitude about gaming but I yearn for this kind of marketing and (what seems to be) genuine employee enthusiasm :3