Hitherto, that will be the official definition of sammich. It shall be so.

Thorloki sandwich! Sign me up. Rowr.

Welcome to the club. We have cookies.

Chris Hemsworth is really really really ridiculously good looking. Hiddles has the charm. :) I'll take both please!

Jesus Christ ref, get in there!

I took a quick pass at it, nothing special.

I think the crossed eyes on this one really sell it. Someone should make this a "Derp" gif.

TO be sure, I go for both.

I would completely hitchhike in his car and hope to be kidnapped...please, Tom! Please? I bet Evil Tom would be really good at doing bad, bad, things to me. :)

Goodness, this man has it going on.

I'm more concerned about the size of the back seat. Just how much room am I gonna have back there when Hiddles and I are at the drive-in, "not" watching the movie?

Because nobody has yet, I would like to take the opportunity to advocate for people adopting regular, run-of-the-mill shelter pup mutts. There are lots of great animals out there—one for everyone I'm sure—and you can visit with them at the local animal control place and pick one that you get along with best. They…

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Nah, now that we have the power it's closely guarded by a group of women who sit around it while discussing their periods in excruciating detail. Men will never get it back! Muahahaha!

Be careful! There are some women (like me) who are tall and won't stand for you depriving our shorter sisters of said levers. You may just find your entire wardrobe replaced by something pink and glittery one day.

I know all you high-horse dark-chocolate snobs think that Hershey's is hella janky (and yes, I am AWARE that it's technically made out of beetle anuses and wax or whatever), but I've always had a soft spot for it.

Plus a barbershop quarter version of "Smells Like Teen Spirit"! And travel by map! There is nothing more a movie can offer.