Mission? Omg. I'm wearing Hannah Montana pajama pants and a Genie Bra. I'm not ready for a mission.

Blaspheme!

I've been mainpaged a couple times and still grey over here... Can I get a follow (everyone says you're a kindly dear who will sometimes toss a follow out to a grey.)

Great. Now, I want a cupcake, and there isn't any cupcake in the house. Help!!!!

We built this Schmidty... We built this Schmidty on Tootsie Rolls!

I love CeCe, but Schmidt and Elizabeth make sense and she is a great component of that show. I will be really mad if she turns out to be merely a foil.

I can just imagine Melissa finding out about it.

My guess is her husband goes out and finds himself a barely legal girlfriend to cheat on her with, using her not satisfying his manly needs anymore as a justification, and she blames herself or the other woman (assigning none of the blame to him) and starts getting even more plastic surgery then she already does in…

This is extremely disturbing. It's even more disturbing that it makes a lot of sense. Their relationship is creepy.

Saw this book in Costco today. You have to admire my restraint; my lighter was in my pocket and I managed to walk away.

If Melissa is reading this, please get some information about what 'rape' is. Please get information about what constitutes 'abuse'. Talk to a professional. Not because I think you're stupid and ignorant - I don't. Please do it so that you understand that what you have described in your book, and what you're telling…

People - this bears repeating from the first article... SHE DOESN'T POOP IN HER OWN HOUSE.

Those are like, totally implants!!

"If your wife says "no," turn her around, and rip her clothes off. She wants to be dominated."

This butt pudding would go excellent with some finger sandwiches.

I got the impression that the mold is in there.

My body says yes. (ESPECIALLY THAT LAST ONE)

I don't think I'm ready for this jelly.

Shin Chan!

Google Translate: "You are not prepared in 1BOX"