Nope.

Chuck Todd: So why did you decide to run?

I've never been bitten by a black widow but I think I would rather take a couple days of cramps and sweating than have to deal with the gaping/oozing hole on my leg that you could hide loose change in that a brown recluse gave me.

I was bitten by a black widow once. Once. I kill them without thought or remorse. I pretty much kill anything with six or more legs without thought or remorse.

This article is click bait! I am horribly, deathly terrified of spiders. Yet you put that headline and pic and you expect me not to click? You are an evil mistress io9. And now I must click on to read the rest of the story that I am not kidding has already made me involuntarily shiver at my desk. Curse you!

I never knew I needed this video (or your gif) until now!

Best music video ever or best music video ever?

I am somewhat disappointed that this was a hack, but I really hope that Playboy leaves it up as an affirmation of their policies! It would be awesome to have it up on the website along with their actual article, and I think it would continue the positive press.

BILL NYE CAN DO NO WRONG.

My face went like this.

"If you don't want ipads around stay home."

This is goddamn stupid. I was so looking forward to them re-releasing Little Mermaid because it's my favorite Disney film. Of course Disney wins because I'll still be going. Sigh.

when do we get the next pat of this post, i am confoosed

oh yeah

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?