janestopthiscrazything
janestopthiscrazything
janestopthiscrazything

Only 26 teams left, champ.

Yeah, but who pays all that money for law school to get old and be bad at lying? This isn’t the first terrible lie she’s told.

I grew up in Philly. I am older and darker and curvier, naturally, than Ms. Rose. She’s not the only female who garners attention or is ‘winning’ —as they say these days. There was no reason for her to bash other women-or Philly to get her point across. What—there aren’t curvy chicks & stripper poles & haters in EVERY

Ugh. There aren’t enough Maxine Waters’ eyeroll gifs to describe how I feel about Amber Rose’s awful “choice” feminism and her colorism-addled comments. Like, we get it. She’s internalized white supremacist bullshit beliefs about beauty, and she thinks only light-skin women are traditionally attractive. Can she just

*Mowing grass for a summer job*

I fully expected this article to state that he’d legally changed his first name to “Doctor.”

I just choked on my Fiber One bar.

“He’s too old to be doing these shenanigans. And in public. “

NC 50 in the winter.

I mean, true.

Much like when USC and Notre Dame play, I’m just pulling for the stadium to collapse.

First, this was beautiful. Thanks for writing it.

I don’t know if I should feel stupid or blessed that I legitimately thought I was about to read an article about how Kodak film is shit at capturing darker skin tones. I totally thought that Kodak Black was going to be Kodak’s version of the actual color black on some sort of RGB scale or something.

There’s a difference between preferences & being a color struck negro. Like, I prefer to date tall men, but if Riz Ahmed wanted to kick it..do you think I’d be like, “Riz, you’re too short for me”. And this whole red-bone vs dark skinned issue is something that’s still perpetrated in the black community, and commonly

The fact so many people dislike Russell Wesbrook absolutely baffles me. We have an athletic freak the likes of which we’ve only seen a handful of times in the league, and he really, really cares about winning. On top of that, he seems interesting and thoughtful, and dresses in ways you wish you could if you didn’t

why is Chris Brown still relevant? this girl got a restraining order against him and he’s still willing to fight over her? this man is fucked up and shouldn’t be praised as an entertainer when he can’t keep his own shit together. fighting over a girl who legally had to get a piece of paper to keep your crazy ass away,

I already love dogs. I don’t need another reason to love dogs. But when dogs tackle children, that love soars even higher.

Myah and another little boy had been dropped off at H. Allen Hight Elementary, which was closed for the summer, with no one there.

Next protest I’m taking a sign that says “I was promised taco trucks”

which shows him grimacing with his face stained with tears. It’s all fun and games I guess until you get booked. (I bet those tears are delicious.)