Hi from Florida! Currently our delegation probably can’t compete with others of these: Marco Rubio is a spineless weasel and who barely shows up for work and has been running for president, in word or deed, almost literally the entire time he’s been in office, but Bill Nelson is a perfectly tolerable - if uninspiring…

Women who squat and spray are the absolute fucking worst. Just sit like a normal human being you goddamn mincing princess.

OMG, this.

Ok, who is this alien imposter and what has he done with the real Al Sharpton?

Certainly not meant as an insult, but after working with HR for many years on layoffs, discrimination claims, sexual harassment claims, etc. people need to understand that, HR IS NOT YOUR FRIEND.

 They aren’t all that interested in the truth, justice, etc. They want to limit their risk/liability, keep their…

No, no! He wasn’t making a sexual innuendo. He was directly expressing his disapproval that a female was receiving an education.

You done gone an left the best part out, now:

It was the most NFL players that have ever attended a White House visit EVER!

“Well after talking to Rachel I’ve come to the conclusion that I am in fact Steve Harvey. I’m bald, the mustache, my second favorite hobby is mansplaining. The evidence; it’s all there.”

By the end of it Phil begins to see why he may be black as well.

“Dr” Phil: Come on, you can tell me the truth, grifter to grifter.

I don’t trust Phil. I won’t be surprised if, at the end of this interview, he states something like “well she does have some interesting points...”

The only thing I really want to hear from her is her opinion on Robert Downey Jr’s character in Tropic Thunder

Why are people still fuckin with this bih? Her and the Cash Me Outside fool. Dr. Phil is laughing all the way to the bank.

“Git the fuck on wit dat weak-ass throw, human. You want me to fetch you gonna haveta WORK for it. I ain’t if you ain’t.”

This is a good dog.

My very good dog ate his dog bed last night.

What the actual fuck? I... ugh. Full disclosure: My parents are an interracial, multinational couple - been together for like 5000 years. It’s not wrong to want see those relationships represented but there are thousands of stories that are historically accurate you can use. Why the hell does he think it’s acceptable…

shh, don’t throw that out into the universe.