I still love “slouching breasts” as though sometimes a lady’s breasts are just too lazy to stand up straight. I’m constantly telling mine to get off the couch and mow the lawn.

I don’t watch Blackish anymore and it’s Diane I miss this most. If every episode was a Diane episode, I would probably still be a viewer. lol

looking like a cross between butch RuPaul and Brother Mouzone.

I think we can all agree that The Mustache is doing God’s work, for our eyes.

My husband’s family is from that area code, a few counties to the east. I am equally (un)shocked.

Wayne County... Giant surprise. Staying classy in the 315.

somewhat related, Charmbracelet is a good album.

Okay,

“Dudes want to know why you don’t respond in an openly friendly way when they greet you. Because today before you said “Good Morning”: An old man made that gross “mmm mmm” noise they like to make. (so disgusting. This is why I avoid old men.)”

no, that is not true at all. you can say to your friends “that’s not funny, don’t do that, women don’t like that”

This is the part that irritates the ish out of me. While I understand the why, don’t take that out on me for having home training and using said home training when I interact with you.

Shit like this is one of the reasons why I get angry when people say raising boys is easier. Because a lot of people are out here doing nearly nothing to raise these boys into men because wtf.

And insult you, don’t forget that. You try to go on and not respond to the comment about your ass and the request to “hit that from the back” because that will get you injured and the next thing you know, you are fat and ugly and a bitch and all you want to do is walk to wherever you were going.

But women do know about the problems men face, because men tell all the stories and get all the empathy and all the oxygen.

wait... wut?

“You THINK we understand your problems and simply don’t care.”

I had a boyfriend who I went to visit out of state while in college, and he left me at a frat party and took some random girl home. I knew absolutely nobody in this town besides him, didn’t have a car, and this was in 2004 before cellphones became ubiquitous. Some poor girl who was in the same dorms as him let me…

!!!!

I remember the first time this happened to me because cell phones were still kind of new and fake numbers had been my go-to strategy and it didn’t occur to me he could do this. As I’d started to walk away, the dude physically grabbed my arm and told me to hold on while he called the number. When it was found to be…

I got in a fight with my BF and he pulled his car over and physically threw me out in the middle of the night on a country highway without my purse. Looking back, there were a lot of signs he was capable of something like that, but he hadn’t done it yet, and I’d trusted him.