This is astute.

Frank Mason III, Mitch Lightfoot, Lagerald Vick, Tucker Vang, Josh Jackson, Carlton Bragg

Omg Nicholas my heart

We had a lab who was my dad’s competition dog. Very athletic.

I would star your comment, but I also live in WI and this makes me sad.

I’m sure the kid has already experienced a lot of misery from living most of his life in a state governed by Scott Walker.

I have that book.

Fun fact: This dog has bitten fewer hockey players than Alexander Burrows…

No asshole, it’s not and you fucking know it.

My junior prom I wore a white tuxedo with tails because despite all being-a-white-kid-from-Ohio evidence to the contrary I evident thought I was Cab Calloway. Which was fine until halfway through the night I had to take a dump from all the Red Lobster or Olive Garden I’d spoiled my lucky date with. When I got to the…

Everyone eats the shells of peanuts. Everyone who is AN ANIMAL!!!!

I did this too, but now it’s been a while and they start creeping back. It is definitely the most decent way to do it, although you start getting fucking annoyed by the number of times when they say “it may take up to 10 days to process your request” - NO IT FUCKING SHOULDN’T. WE’RE TALKING ABOUT A DIGITAL DATABASE…

Just wait a few years when you’ll be buying Kleenex by the pallet at Costco.

I have an issue with never deleting emails after I choose to ignore them. Because of this the email app on my iPhone currently has a red alert bubble that says “21,807". Anyone that uses my phone is appalled, but I think it’s too late to do anything about it now.

NOTE: I just learned that three staffers here EAT the shells. Three! Fucking Burke said, “Why wouldn’t you, that’s where all the flavor is,” like a goddamn serial killer.

Man what did Lane Kiffin do? On a scale of 1 to 10 Bobby Petrinos how bad is he?

“If it’s getting hot in here, then take off all your pads. This is Bob Costas for Tampax.”

Somehow I almost...like? Nick Saban a little now.