If you think Dan is pissed, imagine how angry his viewer must be.

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My husband does this too, usually from another room. I find it hilarious. Funnier still when I send him pics of random dicks in return, but he doesn’t agree.

I could say something political, I could make a joke, but really I’m just fucking tired of people killing one another for any reason.

so what can you do about it?

Per law, the dogs are required to use the bathroom that corresponds to their breed identity at birth. Which, for most breeds, is anywhere they damn well please.

Counter-counter-counter-counter point:

For all Baylor posts, this needs to be attached

The only thing worse for a grocery strategist than a long line is a line with no wait at all. I need at least a 45-second head start to get everything lined up in the right order and get the loyalty card app pulled up and ready to scan.

I’m convinced my cause of death will be strangulation at the hands of my otherwise loving, thoughtful husband due to my conveyor belt tetris when he starts unloading shit like it’s a game of SPEED when we all know it’s SKILL. We are never more at our peak Margo and Todd in terms of passive-aggressive behavior than…

Which odds are more astronomical: the ball finding that gap in the netting, or it finding an occupied seat at a Rays game?

This article was too long, I only made it halfway before jumping to the comments.

Word is they got rid of the Raptor at Cedar Point too. That's disappointing!

Baltimore at #19? I’ll take 19.

It seems better than it is because it stands out from the shitscape around it. Like a bleach stain on a hotel blanket.

When the only thing you’re known for is terrible chili and Jerry Springer, you deserve your ranking.

No one at Deadspin has been to Memphis. They lost out on the Rock n’ Roll hall of fame to CLEVELAND and put a Bass Pro Shop there instead. Garbage city.

Also, I will now use the fear of my uterus falling out as an excuse to skip out on any exercise.