Who would ever give a tow company a good review?

I googled that and found this article about a vegas preacher who would be speaking at several churches in the Austin, TX area with ‘Former NFL Quarterback’ Josh McCown. That was 2011!

Tim Duncan put up 29/10 on 12-for-15 shooting in his 75th start of the season at age 38.

My brother would take a can of kidney beans to high school every day and eat it for a snack.

"I get older, student athletes stay the same age, awwwriiighttt"

McConaughey. Get horny for the puck, alright alright alright?

Why is NASCAR still a thing?

Portion control, plus as 9 1/2 weeks as well as Archer have shown us, there is always room.

Doing a herb encrusted turbot filet onto of some mustard and chive fingerling potatoes with some mixed green with a lemon vinaigrette.

We're cooking rib eye tonight. Albert Burneko saved our marriage.

If CP3 doesn't understand that trying to act tough and mad-dogging while getting the shit kicked out of you looks really dumb, maybe this isn't for him.

It's hard to tell if Woodbury is doing this maliciously or because he's a klutz, but either way, dude needs to cool it with the fucking eye pokes.

Yeah, this is bothering me. I guess we'll never know for sure if gender based double standards exist in today's America.

1. Cheating is wrong.

he's only allowed to communicate via pagers and burners

Please be a transgender hooker

If a former employee leaves you to work in the unhappiest city, that probably doesn't say much for you.

Republicans getting maaaaaad in this thread. lol

You're doing it wrong.

I am certainly shocked that FSU fans would heap an additional indignity upon someone who has been so painfully violated and humiliated.