Fuck Bama right in the pussy!! OH!!

UGH GUYS THIS IS WHY WE NEED MORE WOMEN IN SPORTSWRITING. TO POINT OUT THAT SINCE THIS IS A WOMAN, IT COULD BE EITHER. #INeedFeminismBecause

As Elaine Benes so succinctly stated, I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.

Name me ONE TIME that Terell Suggs dragged his wife by the hair from inside a moving car, asshole!

I was going to point out that it's buffoon, not bafoon. But I didn't want to seem disrespectful since I'm only 2,800 miles away.

If you have ever seen a man punch a woman, and continue to beat her; If you have seen the fear in that woman's eyes and the sadness after having the man that she loves and the father of her children destroy her face while trying to destroy her soul; If you have been the child who sees all of this and is helpless to…