There comes a time in the cycle of abuse -

So Mark Cuban is our next president?

Have the Browns already started selling jerseys with his name on them?

I don’t have sex with Kate Upton or Justin Verlander. And, yes, it is because I am superstitious.

Since I am a “lady” what is the preferred method to “silently, politely and gently” say that Jameis Winston is a dimwitted twatwaffle?

Don’t forget Union College

Show us where the rich white boy touched you with the lacrosse stick.

I’ll allow it.

Well since I have limited bandwidth right now we’ll have to take this offline. But we should definitely action this, so circle back later.

You should write erotica

Any mention of “stakeholders” or “optimizing potential” ?

Hetero woman. Same.

You may accurately replace “NBA fans” with “music lovers”.

Was the screeching part of the plan? Because it’s pure fucking genius.

My local liquor store no longer carries Buffalo Trace. What’s a good bourbon to replace it?

Westbrook is better dressed. Irrelevant, but true.

Same. When we got Urban Meyer, I expected him to bring the crazy to the Big 10, but Harbaugh has delivered.

The official called him Kurt. I’ll allow it.

That’s what I got from this. The man is truly a poet.

Now why did I think somebody had found a seat for this child ages ago? Are we still fucking with him? Why?