Came for the Atlanta clip. Was not disappointed.

I am happy for the reactions but so pissed that this girl was made to feel this way. I might just be all up in my feelings today because I was shopping for makeup foundation, and these cosmetics companies act like dark skin doesn’t even exist. This is why we need representation.

Girl, who isn’t?

Oh Mary. My sweet, sweet summer child.

Bible? Why you bringin’ up old shit?

Just tell Trump that Chief Wahoo is from Syria. Problem solved.

I regret looking at this. I should have waited until my breakfast was fully digested.

How long do we have to wait before finding out that this police officer will not be fully punished for his actions? Six months? A year?

Burn it

I wonder if he’d be pissed if his wife called him a white boy.

Six is a good dog, who would obviously prefer a tennis match.

I am laughing so hard right now because this is the mildest racial incident I have ever heard of in my entire life! And he got so into his feelings about it. Bo, you wouldn’t survive being black for a single day.

On the one hand, I feel a lot better about the <200 emails that I will never read, and will probably delete later this week.

+1 Boones Farm. Good times.

Start marking it all as spam. It goes into the spam folder. You never have to look at it. Set your spam to delete periodically.

Mary. Mother. Of. Jesus.

So you’re a monster. It’s fine.

Translation:

Kiffin: Boss, I’m giving my two weeks’ notice.

This is deliciously petty. All I need is some biscuits so I can sop this up like gravy.