What Lebron James has built, let the Republicans now tear asunder.

Shhhhh. Let’s just have this moment, okay?

These discussions are a given and we talk about this because we have to. Our daughter is going off to college in August and she is just as aware of it as we are. Parents have been having these conversations with their daughters for thousands of years.

Is that you, Riley?

Youths

Despite what anyone in my family may say, you are my people.

Committing to full-body waxing...I assume.

Skip 1 through 3. Go directly to 4.

Have you considered changing your screen name to “what the actual fuck”? I think it would be apt.

This is everything to me.

I am disappointed that someone had to win this game.

I up voted you, but I still hate you for this.

I shouldn’t have clicked on this because now I get to start my day with a sparkly pink headache. This is the kind of shit that makes me want to stop watching football. Well...this, The NFL, and the fact that I am a Browns fan married to a Cowboys fan.

This story is completely wrong. The Sixers beat the Carolina Panthers.

THIS! I call them the January People.

Nah, I lost 6 pounds since New Year’s. I increased my vegetable/fruit intake to at least an average of 5 per day. I go to the gym once more day per week then I used to last year. If I survive February I’m good.

Wait. Is this where Maty Mauk got his coke?

I would like to create a thousand kinja accounts so that I could give this all of the stars. Sadly I have to go to work. Apologies.

I hope this movie doesn’t get cast before the Oregon militia movie or the El Chapo movie. But I know Scorcese will have fun with it.

Location will not change you. Wisdom and experience will do that and you can’t force it. There comes a time in a woman’s life when she runs out of fucks to give over silly shit like that idiot on the street. Maybe around 40 or so? I don’t recall. But I also hail from the apologetic Mid-west so I feel your struggle.