Simms was insisting well into the 4th quarter of the game that the missed extra point had no bearing on the outcome of the game...that was eventually won by a point. Does he not understand how the maths work?

/Looks out window.

Damnit, I was counting on Stephen A. Smith.

TL;DR

If Shanahan truly hates him and wants him destroyed, he will make some phone calls so RGIII can go to Cleveland.

Redford’s trolling...

Dearest Bengals Fan,

What the fuck is wrong with you? That is a shitty thing to say. You know that’s his sister!

Yeah, it took me a second. It’s early and I haven’t finished my coffee.

Did you hear that? That was the collective defeated sigh of every remaining Browns fan.

Johnny Manziel is currently residing on my last decent, workable, goddamn nerve.

Goddamn you for this. Take your stupid star!

Teach us of your ways, Lions fans. I want to learn to live without hope. I want to feel nothing.

Someone has to make up stupid new words. We should see this in the Oxford dictionary in 5 years.

You see Popovich? I’m getting a strong Belichick vibe from this one.

Lebron is supposed to carry the Cavs on his back. Apparently he is the most powerful man in town (??!!!!!) so it looks like he is supposed to carry the city of Cleveland. And now he’s supposed to carry his race?

We expect too much from our leaders. I almost curled into the fetal position the first time I heard George W. Bush pronounce nuclear as “Nuke-You-Ler” instead of “Nuke-Lee-Er”. In front of the whole world. It’s like being embarrassed by your parents.

The Ravens.

This call is upheld after a review from the booth.

Anything with batteries... Chaired the committee...