I lived in New York State during his entire term and I actually forgot he was running.

Pretty sure that if the Founding Fathers had twitter accounts we would tell them to go fuck themselves quite frequently.

I still don’t know how you people walk around with those damn things.

“That let New England The Jets take the opening drive straight to the end zone, and earn a win without the ball ever touching Tom Brady’s hands.”

It’s definitely not what I came here to see...

You had me at “usually at meal times”. Are you and your wife available for dinner...actually just your wife?

You shouldn’t.

/checks vagina

It is not just you. I have a feeling Madonna would be “extra” as a mother.

I cannot deny any of these things. But this is the most entertaining thing he has EVER done.

Reba is a bad show. Yet it is somehow nearly impossible not to watch at least three episodes during one of these weekend marathons.

Rupaul’s Drag Race wishes it could be this shady.

I want to be mad at Okafor but...Boston sports fans. I’ll allow it.

I have never been happier to own a French press.

I’m with Drew on the buried alive thing. I can watch the most violent shit Scorcese can put on screen but the minute you throw Pesci in that hole in Casino? I’m out. I gotta find my asthma inhaler and take it outside for a walk.

I left Ohio and I’m still a Browns fan. There is no peace. No peace.

I have to say that this made me so fucking angry that I barely made it to the bottom of the article. But thanks for writing it just the same.

He prolly started the whole thing, then stepped back to silently watch the carnage.

Didn’t Byrne Dairy used to have a decent breakfast pizza? I think you’re better off going to Franco’s on Genesee Street though.

You mean people don’t cry after every game? Of course I am a Brown’s fan so...