This would have had a different outcome if Holly D had been armed.

That’s the closest Jim Nantz will ever get to calling someone a garbage human.

You know nothing is ever really good enough for the internet.

There is a very clever comment re: balls, etc. I will wait here patiently...

Sundance is bringing it.

*My three takeaways from this post:

Oakland Raiders at Cleveland Browns - 1PM - Fox. This is non-football programming.

A question that I would like answered: What the fuck is wrong with people? No, really. What would cause someone to not clean their bathroom for years? It’s not like it’s some storage closet in the basement that no one ever uses. It’s your bathroom. Don’t you use that everyday? Are you an animal?

Goddamn you.

I have to go back to work at a job I quit years ago. Oh, and it’s retail.

Put down the Franzen and read an old Stephen King novel instead. This shit sounds exhausting.

This is why your team sucks.

I was about to say “the Browns would be glad to have him”. Then I remembered that we are a team of quarterback killers and he’d be dead in a week.

I don’t know how the Blue Jays are putting a whooping on the Rangers when they’re playing Detroit but it’s pretty goddamn impressive.

She also claimed the video shows that McDonald believed her to be dead. But instead of calling 911, he told others at the party that he did not want a dead woman to be found on his property.

I amazed that the NFL didn’t want her to speak.

Be afraid.

Just be thankful for this camera angle, because that’s not all that’s hanging out.

The most male way possible?????

So would I.