My daughter eats kidney beans for breakfast sometimes.

Can I make this video my new ringtone?

Who gets the Oscar nod for playing him in the movie?

A whole lot of people. It gets great ratings.

Was this put here for information or education purposes? I'm okay either way. I'm not proud of myself.

Maybe this isn't for him.

Cheerleaders posed on knees and with mouths open wearing shocked expressions. Is this meant to indicate that the D is impressive? Not impressed. Show, don't tell.

Oh, fuck THAT guy.

...walking through my department at my company, playing loud-ass music on your phone while people are trying to work. Yeah, that was me giving you the shank eye since there was no point SAYING anything to you because you obviously couldn't hear me over your music.

On the contrary, I am only mildly irritated.

It is heartening to see that NASCAR fans are just as fucking stupid as NFL fans. THE MAN TESTIFIED THAT HE THINKS HIS EX IS A TRAINED ASSASSIN? All of you who are bitching about the "he said/she said"? Well this is what HE said, motherfuckers:

"Women in modern society". The fuck are you even talking about? Oh never mind. Nobody fucking asked you.

Tony Parker's face, though.

Sirs,

An egregious error has been made. TNT was calling Cheryl Miller to offer her a job when Reggie Miller answered the phone. It's not too late to fix this.

They should be mad at the photo-shop artist who created the image.

I object to this young woman's actions. Specifically two things:

Mike Myers should sue

On the one hand: Seriously fuck this fucking nonsense.

Sounds pretty fucking boss.