How do you boil a frog? By slowly turning up the heat. That analogy comes to mind when I read this.

OH MY GOD I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO REMEMBERS BREAKFAST OVARIES.

Gaga is the closest thing we’ve had to a Bowie since Bowie.

She used the term “study tech.” Cult jargon.

Um...I’m an agnostic/atheistish kinda person and I think most religions sound a little nutty when you really think about what its followers believe (virgin birth, son of god being basically a zombie, etc.)...but the fact that she put Scientology in the list with those others is all the confirmation I need that she’s…

this is winner

Game show pitch: Pouty chin... or elbow after resting on gravel for an hour??

They were all doing coke right?

3 a.m.

V excited for this episode of Law & Order: SVU.

Ooh ooh you forgot to mention The parents joke about their fetus liking sex! Excuse me while I vomit.

I can’t totally disagree with this, but possibly 50's England rather than America - religion and guns aren’t our thing. It’s called the Tyranny of Distance- everything happens here 10 years after the rest of the world.

This, I feel kind of ashamed that my mind went directly to this vein. He just seems like a rich dork, which is fine and well, but maybe he needs prodding.

The Jesus and Mary chain-smokers.

Asleep at 9pm, up at 6am, loves Moana, plays with his dog.

His role in Foxcatcher was incredible

There can and should always be more Laurie Metcalf. In for this!

The Rock Obama

With a name like Smelcer he had to be bad.

I will always remember Jay Thomas as the idiot who got fired from a recurring role on Cheers because he went on the radio and said how difficult it was to have to kiss Rhea Perlman. He also hosted that reality gameshow in the early 2000s where people got married to people they had never met.