A male feminist walks into a bar

I’m also guessing mothers are less willing to accept their fate. They’ve got a child to fight for. It’s cliche sounding, but it’s true. Some might give up easier without a child to make it back to.

Also this:

I honestly don’t give two fucks about John McCain. He gets to die surrounded by family without having to worry about burdening anyone with insurmountable medical debt because of his excellent insurance and considerable wealth. All the while, poor people who face similar diagnoses will not fair anywhere near as well…

Well, that’s really unnecessary.

Yay for Mindy Kaling! I’m always happy to see other new moms in my age bracket out there because (selfishly) it makes me feel less self-conscious about being an older mom.

*this* should be played by Harry Styles. Bowie should be played by Gillian Anderson.

A proposal...in a...mall? In New Jersey? Ugh, I’d be so much better at being “rich.”

Wait? Am I not supposed to like this? Because I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!

I’m always looking for these at thrift stores so that I can wear them to ren faires.

Oh man, I actually freakin’ love that dress.

Posting on Twitter helped her locate a lawyer with expertise in this area, as the article outlines

this type of comment is exactly why we’re getting rid of you

That is a terrible headline that seems designed to work a stupid click bait just like a stupid article by the daily beast that complains that Lewis has the “privilege” to retire.

There is a Lorde & Taylor across the street from my office and they just sent me a 15% off summer sale coupon.

No. I do not co-sign.

Look I’m as amused by Donald teaching the fluke monster from the X-Files how to act like a person by forcing him/it to watch Wall Street and American Pyscho on a loop as anyone but do we have to keep pretending its a person?

I thought it was brollerina?

Guess you could say his rescuing skills are en pointe.