There’s also a great one with Carrie and Mark Hamill:

I know more naturalized Americans who actually care about American a billion times more than these lazy, faux patriot corrupt white men.

I also asked her to describe Trump in three words and her response was: “Stupid asshole”

I really want a job as an influencer. I recommend fruit flavored seltzer water, mixed breed dogs, never wearing shoes with Velcro, and Fun Dip Lik-a-Stix. Does anyone feel influenced? Give me a dollar.

No, Jane Horrocks is Bubble.

I mean, I get it, but can’t we find some fresh new way to ding this a-hole?

Except that sugar doesn’t give you cancer.

So far...

Me too. Here I thought that Peter and I would run off together....you know except for his wife and everything ☺️

yup

Auguste Rodin/Camille Claudel, Eduard Manet/Berthe Morisot (Morisot was married to Manet’s brother, and though Manet did not steal from her, he regularly painted over her works in order to ‘improve’ them), Walter Keane/Margaret Keane, much of Artemisia Gentileschi’s work was mistakenly attributed to her father by…

And a major fuck yous to Bernie Bros.

The second one is incredibly useful advice. I once, after having eaten two weed store bought 10 mg gummy worms and feeling happily high, thought that eating a 25 mg one would have only a slightly more dramatic effect on me. HOOOO boy was I wrong. I was sitting with my boyfriend at a bar when it hit me and I remember…

Successful people commit suicide. Black people commit suicide. Muslim people commit suicide. The police obviously need to rule out every possibility of foul play. But based on this post we know nothing about her personal life, if she was suffering from depression, having financial problems, found out she had incurable…

This year’s Easter Bunny be like..........................................^

Yeah, and keeping her as the “assistant”—instead of a more official role—keeps up the illusion that Ivanka is one of the people. Specifically, one of the ladies. It’s brilliant and evil. It situates her outside of criticism, at least for Trump supporters, who will DEFEND this poor loving daughter wife mother creature…

They persuaded their bodyguard to buy lemonade, and then their driver, and then the maids, who “dug deep for their spare change.”

¿Porque no los dos?

Do we say yay or nay on Puffed Sleeves?

Exactly. If he doesn’t want it, then don’t give it to him. There were plenty of other equally or more qualified contenders who would be honored. Hey, how about a non-white non-male person?