Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

I mean, she is Elizabeth Taylor levels of gorgeous; I wouldn’t necessarily say style pioneer but icon? Definitely a beauty icon, definitely a “zero fucks zero chill” icon. Anyone who asks why we care about her butt being fake in her own damn song about how drake and wayne want to fuck her is awesome, IMO. I mean,…

“an offensive team”

Because nothing runs leaner and more efficiently than a massive, multi-channel conglomerate. 10-4, boss. PowerPoints will be in your email by Monday morning.

An anecdote of why you can’t run government like a business. As told by Jamie Vollmer:

Isn’t the WH the same as KK house? Wait a minute, sorry, I misread, it would need another K.

Call me when we’re discussing Dwayne Johnson’s naughty bits.

Check their website, they probably have info there. They were probably also ordered to send a notice out to potential class members, so if they have your info from when you bought it they’ll probably send you a letter

I read that essay before I read the byline, then saw who it was written by and found myself struck dumb — by a fluke that has nothing to do with anything but luck, I had dinner with Amy Krouse Rosenthal and her husband in their home. He was indeed terribly handsome and they did indeed seem to be utterly delighted by…

Speaking of celeb families; here some Felicia Day & behbeh

Are you sure that wasn’t a viciouscycle class?

No no no. I’ve had one UTI that probably spread to my kidneys. Nope. It ranks up there with shingles as one of the most painful things I’ve ever experienced.

Thong thong thong thong WRONG

The real Sisqó is threatening legal action against the Fake Sisqó.

A vagina hug.

Melanie Lynskey is an underrated talent. She was unsettling yet sympathetic in Heavenly Creatures, and he’ll, everyone in Ever After deserves a golf clap.

National Suicide Hotline: 1-800-273-8255

I definitely want to watch “Hidden Fences,” but not until I see that cult classic starring Sinbad, “Shazam.”