Hehehe. I think that last sentence of the US Weekly Rachel McAdams story should be repurposed for her obituary (when she dies of alzheimers curled up asleep next to her husband).
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It’s been 12 years since the Buffy finale? God I’m old.
The worst part- It’s not some kind of crazy puritanical “role model for young girls” clause, even.
Kara, I’ll thank you kindly not to report such blatant lies like this:
I kind of want the Rock to bench press me.
Way back in time, 1990, while I was in the Army and was in Saudi Arabia, I got my first taste of Eli’s.
One of the guys in my platoon knew someone who worked there. They shipped over this 5 foot tall tower of very well insulated cheese cakes. I had never tasted something so good or so cold. I don’t know how they kept…
Eli’s is 1000x better than the Cheesecake Factory.
Accidental racism is the most frustrating thing about Whiteness to me. I feel like White people are so much more concerned with appearing (to themselves as much as to the world) not to be racist than with actually not BEING racist that it’s impossible for them to cop to it when it happens on accident. Like, how bad…
I totally guessed John Mayer.
Love him! My 17 year old daughter wore a dress with spaghetti straps yesterday and when a school administrator told her to cover up she asked him if her shoulders were turning him on. She's a sassy thing and I love it.
i could be wrong, but i believe its pronounced “step away from the underaged girls”
Anything west of the Hudson River I just consider to be “Hoboken.” Battle Creek is in Hoboken.
Flanked by A-list pussy...
The real winner is Anna Faris, of course.
He’s Chris Pratt, of course, he knew all the answers, but he’s not going to crush a little kid on TV. Love.
Goddammit I love Chris Pratt so much.
True story: I did military Honors for a woman who was in the marine corps in ww2. She ended up being a colonel. Can you imagine how tough that means she was? All veterans plaque thingys look the same. They have name, rank, service, years of birth and death, and a quote. Hers was, hand to god, “it’s five o’clock…
Just wanted to add that we’ll be doing ladies looking for ladies in the next week or two! (I wanted to try keeping the answers somewhat topically focused for each installment; definitely haven’t forgotten that not all women prefer dick.)