" Hey, we don't rape & mutilate women! We just threaten to rape & mutilate women!" -Gamergaters

Flula in guy liner and a mesh shirt?!? Take my money!!!

OMG IS THAT FLULA

God, I'm such a stereotype. I would bang the bejeezus out of Hozier. Irish + guitar = YAASSSSSS

I spent an incredibly surreal Father's Day dinner seated with my parents at a table next to OJ Simpson, his older daughter, the two kids he had with Nicole Brown, his mother, and some girlfriend that was probably younger than his oldest daughter.

I have a friend who writes marketing material. Sometimes she needs help coming up with cheesy descriptions and I can throw out that sort of ad-speak off the top of my head. I give her lines and phrases and some of them she puts right into the copy.

She offered to give me one of her assignments she didn't feel she had a…

"What's fair is fair, you can't take away for … things that I've contributed, you know. as far as that, I'm not out here worrying about how I'ma get my next meal."

How dare you imply that Jeremy Renner would ever move to Phoenix.

At last, evidence that you should always bring Spears to a knife fight.

Ellie, just watched the video again.

White ladies from Australia saying stupid shit: Wallaby damned.

but we don't bat an eye at Ben Roethlisberger

Singularity University ain't exactly MIT, either. :)

I think janetstclair is simply pointing out that she has zero training or background in technology, product development or robotics; she has an MBA from a non-tech school. She's a business executive, which is still cool, she's just not running around dreaming up new robots.

• A rodent's nest with multiple rodents in a plastic-lined box in a cooler that had thawing rib meat on top of melons.

IS ANYONE HERE OR DOES ANYONE KNOW A JEWISH GIRL WHO READS JEZEBEL?! (and can someone please approve my comment ASAP 'cause if the girl in question exists I hope she reads this)

Sorry for shouting, but I frequent the infamous Bodybuilding.com Misc forum (yeah, I know, I'm an athlete though and they do give some good…

I wouldn't be surprised if she has, but in terms of plastic surgery, I just feel like, do whatever makes you happy and comfortable. Life is hard, especially for women. I wish everyone could love themselves for exactly how they were but if you need a little help or you want some change, go for it.

God she is such a stunner. And I know like in my brain that she has a TEAM of makeup people to assist but her eyeliner could straight up cut someone. Confession- if I won the lottery tomorrow, I would spend every penny on a makeup artist to keep my liner that sharp.

I don't understand the fear of nipples. I mean, we all know what they look like and it's not like RS is hiding the other 99% of Nicki's boobs.

A little off topic, but