Your argument is compelling.

If I was Zoe Quinn, I think I'd be creeped out for the rest of my life uuggghhhh

i assume it's like 78% of all republican boners.

If he did it was probably a judgmental, sanctimonious boner. Yeah, that's a thing.

"I had a long shower before touching either of them."

Yes. But it will be spelled Knorth from then on.

The nineties called and said, oh hi, I *am* back. Looks that way to me anyhow.

YES. It should not be controversial to say that what happened to Eric Garner was a tragedy and a miscarriage of justice, and that this country should be better. Yet so few celebrities are speaking out.

The last few months of being pregnant are BRUTAL. I was a pretty chill pregnant lady up until the end. You can't sleep, your boobs may be already leaking, at any moment a foot may jut painfully into an organ or just out your side. You may have pooping problems. You may be peeing your pants. Your maternity shirts stop…

My Grandpa (Papa) always was disappointed in the fact that my Mom, my Aunt, and my cousin, were all incredibly calm while pregnant. And serene. Including during birth.

Because my Granny was FUCKING INSANE. During all 3 births, she would stand on the bed and scream "GET THIS THING OUT OF ME." and throw shit. The first…

Here's the thing: It's a heroically dumb idea, but not dumbo's fault that the crane operator didn't secure their equipment properly. Unless things are really different in the Netherlands, you can't just walk onto the lot, rent heavy construction equipment, & drive off into the sunset with your rent-by-the-hour crane.

The universe finally answered the question of how can Chris Pratt be more lovable. Answer? Hold a baby wearing BABY GLASSES. It feels weird to truly love a stranger, but that's where I am now.

It should've been called "Hottest pictures they could get the rights to" because otherwise I don't know why this wasn't included.

Thank you for writing this Rebecca. Purm was also a badass feminist and loved Jezebel.

"...and children's ice skates." CACKLING.

Her superpower is Withering Disdain. GO MAGGIE GO.

Yeah, some of the impressions themselves were good and others were not so good, but the makeup? DAMN. Angelina Jolie and the Olsen twins were PERFECTION.

Or her secret one...not bouncing into other cars when looking into the phone.

Dallas Mavericks are the best and they smell like Oldey Spice!

I may have gotten a smidge excited when Flula appeared. Obviously I mean I screamed and jumped out of my chair and scared the dog.