My favorite Russian cheese is a nice Tsarmigiano-Romanov blend. Unfortunately, they don't make it any more.

i would stab their feet with the nearest pointy implement repeatedly until they learned their lesson. i have no tolerance for anyone's feet. god, i want to die just thinking about being in that seat.

The trailer for Serena?

: / Yeah. I'm happy for them if all involved are as happy as they claim to be, but at the end of the day, this guy got Ross Gellar'd.

Jennifer Lawrence, stay away from douchebags who make boring music! Which musician should she date instead of either of these tools? I think she and Rihanna would be cute together.

So what you're saying is ...

'Nuff said.

Everything else is irrelevant. That bastard is off the streets, that's all I'm happy for.

this is very simple. you just had to be britney and it was perfect. her TRL-era videos are the definition of perfection. toxic alone proves my point.

He gives me pants feelings.

I put one of those locks on with my then boyfriend in 2011. That relationship ended up being as stupid as this whole trend.

The press needs to stop calling this a beating or an attack. It's attempted murder and sexual assault. The woman was forced to watch her friend get beaten, then she got beaten, stabbed, sexually assaulted, threatened with further rape, tortured, and the only reason she's alive is because he decided to go look for a…

Yes there is.

That's not scary. The ghost is obviously friendly. It just wanted to hold the cameraman's hand, and even closed the door when asked! Check your corporeal privilege, Mark.

Either that or she's birthing a sack full of pinecones.

What are your interests? YouTube actually has a lot to offer. (I haven't watched all of these channels.)

Well yea I wouldn't think he'd have access to a Hollywood studio prop room or anything and I realize he's probably using whatever he can find at thrift stores and his parents' junk drawers. I just don't see a guy throw on a wig and a dress and automatically think it's a work of genius.

I was dating this guy, and I was attracted to him on an intellectual level because he was so creative, but the physical attraction wasn't very high. He was kind of an awkward lover - if we switched from me on top to him on top, instead of rolling over, he'd stand up on the bed while I laid down. And not only would he…

Sigh. The first time I attempted anal he assumed liquid dial would work just as well as lube. *SPOILER ALERT*