In college once, they set up an inflatable laser tag thing with the exact same entrance, but it was pink and red! It was also hotter than hell outside, so there weren't many takers. My friends and I all paid our $5 to go inside and then "birth" ourselves out of the giant labia. The carnie was not amused.

I'm not going to lie. I love this stupid movie and all it's imperfections - and not just because I'm in the airport scene at the beginning (IT'S MY ONE CLAIM TO FAME. AND MY HAIR LOOKS STUPID), but "cock-blocktopus" literally made me spit out the chocolate covered cherry I was eating. That poor child will forever be…

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing.

I'm the opposite - I find that the more Mormons I know, the more creeped out I am by the religion, even though most of the Mormons I know well are incredibly good people. I think it's actually the fact that the religion has convinced these good people to follow some very awful doctrine that makes me dislike it more…

Why don't you go fuck yourself with your "Bridge and tunnel crowd" bullshit? There are more than enough assholes living on the island to account for all of the SantaCon mess and more.

Ok, serious question, since I don't know a lot of people who use coke regularly - one of the things that initially drew me to Nigella was her voluptuousness - both of figure and of the sense. She has a gorgeous lush figure, and while she has periodically lost some weight, she never looked less than lush - wouldn't a…

Strictly Ballroom is one of my top 5 favorite movies of all time, I was legally required to love William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet because I as 16 when it was released. But I despised Moulin Rouge. I said it felt like having my eyeballs stabbed out by random color.

If your (seriously, phone, you're going to start autocorrecting "your" incorrectly now???) friend started having sex at 18, that's still around 3 guys a year, which I would thinks would be a pretty average number for a young single woman. One relationship of a couple of months, one of a few weeks and one one night…

I was once riding the subway with one of my awesome sex-positive friends and a girl in a mixed group kept loudly declaring "She's had sex with 17 guys...can you believe it? 17? What kind of slut do you have to be to have sex with 17 guys??? I mean, she's only 23!"
My friend leaned over to me an whispered "Her jealous…

20 makes someone the Samantha? God, I must be Samantha's considerably slit tier (I'm going to leave that autocorrect for "sluttier" right here) younger sister.

Flights to (or from) Minneapolis always cost ungodly amounts of money.

Morrissey is the leading cause of rolling-related eye strain.

Let's see if I can upload from my phone - old picture - probably at least 80-90 lbs ago

A) I wear it to sci-conventions and fetish balls.
B) It's bulky, especially with the lace part, but it's lined with a comfortable fabric.
C) It is warm, and I tend to wear it more in winter. But even in summer, having a hoop on under it allows for better airflow than you'd think (hoop petticoats can be purchased from…

My original order of the ball gown went astray between AC and my house - and she rushed the order and reshipped in time for my event. Her customer service is amazing!

There's a pictures of my somewhere walking on my treadmill desk, attending a guild meeting on my laptop and knitting. We had a pretty evenly-split guild gender-wise and most of the women would knit or do other crafts during the lulls.

What Deeba said. They are also mockingly referred to as the Sacred or Holy Underwear. They are always worn next to the skin, so women have to wear their bras over them. You are not allowed into Temple without them, which makes me wonder about how they check.

Much more structured and probably much higher quality PVC
http://www.artificeclothing.com/em/shop/script…
The pictures of the white dress include the blouse and the lace under/overskirt that I got with it. Mine is black with all the lace in white, and I used to wear it with my black PVC vollers corset until that decided…

One of my dearest friends is Mormon - she adheres to the modesty rules, but you can tell it chafes her (pun intended?).

I always assumed that he did at least three takes, if not more, to get enough footage that wasn't dicks.