janestclair
janestclair
janestclair

I was about to ask what the hell class that was, but you mentioned that her outing of professional men who did not wish to discuss their sex lives in public was unrelated to the class. She seems highly unprofessional!

I almost didn't finish reading yours because I didn't want Bram to be a dick. I should have listened to my instincts!!

Hrmmm...that restaurant is about 45 mins away from me....I think I'll need to stop by and leave a nice ass tip

I'm extremely open about my surgery, but I know from experience that people can be extremely judgmental and unintentionally hurtful if you are upfront about it. It's your friend's right to keep mum about it if she wants. Her body doesn't owe anybody any explanations, right?

Two Jersey City references in two days? It's enough to turn a girl's head!
I just hope she doesn't get her powers from the noxious Newark chemicals you are exposed to if you drive out of (or into) JC on 78.
Actually, maybe I do hope that's how she gets her powers. It will distract me from the cancer those fumes are

No worries. I'm reasonably certain I stole it from a rl friend.

It's No-Pants o'clock!!!

I love where I live (although I don't say that too loudly on Jezebel - allowing that any part of Jersey might not suck seems to be offensive to some people). I rent is 1-2k less per month than an equivalent place in Manhattan, and I'm just off the PATH. When I had a work meeting in Midtown, my coworkers were all

I got my dander up at your first line, but I love you again for a) having a footnote b) actually remembering to follow through with you footnote and c) acknowledging that my home city might not be a hell pit:)

That's why we Lutherans use grape Kool-Aid as the blood of Christ!

Jersey City's lack of discernment RESPRESENT!! I knew there was a reason I felt right at home when I moved here. My lack of pickiness has been an issue for me in the past

I'll admit that a professional photo of me recently got this treatment, and I kind of loved it. I hated myself for loving the plasticized version of me, but I did.

My friends in high school briefly called me Slutty Spice. I liked it.

Of all the things Kimye have (has? How does grammar work with celebrity portmanteaus?) done recently, I think decided to get a prenup is the more level-headed, sensible thing they could have done.

I love how the article about "Hollywood sex parties" does not in any way acknowledge that someone might go to a "sex party" because they want to.
If I've guessed the actress they're referring to correctly, I don't like her, but I've never doubted the sincerity of her past interest in S&M.
I'm sure there are people who

I was suckered into clicking the Courtney Stodden article - at first I thought her boobs were the nuns - because they were partially covered in black? I didn't even notice the nuns in the background, who were probably saying, "Oh, yeah, she's 19. And I'm Mother Fucking Theresa."

He's just trying to horn in on some of the sweet, sweet Cory Booker good press!

So sweet! I have a mild to moderate pug obsession. Thanks for the fix!

I think it would help us help you if you shared a picture of said pug. So that we'd know how wrinkly and adorable and smishable and kissable.....errrrr....and the extent of the problem!

A gifset like this should not be grey!